Tag: cycling humour

Top 10 Cycling Insults

– [Matt] As we know, cycling has its own rich lexicon. Words with etymologies built over decades. This expansive vocabulary extends to a wealth of insults too, some of which we have listed here. And they’re just about fit for family viewing. You need to harden up mate. Glass cranker! – [Si] Amateur! – Top […]

Top 10 Things Not To Drink While Cycling

Hello? Yep. No, I’m out on a ride. Yep, I’ll call you back love. It’s OK, I’m fine. Alright, see you later. Bye! Here’s GCN’s Top 10 things not to drink on a bike. Soup The bicycle, as wonderful a device as it is, is no place for proper soup consumption. Matt, why have you […]

7 Magnificent Ways To Place Your Bicycle Helmet

Continuing our series of magnificent ways to do thing to do with cycling, is this, seven magnificent ways to place your bicycle helmet. The classic stem drape. This technique has been adopted ever since the advent of the cycling helmet. The beauty of this style lies in it’s shear uncluttered simplicity. The bolts of the […]