Spin Cycle

Spin Cycle


I’ve been sitting here for ages i need
to do laundry but all the machines are in use for they aren’t in use and people
have decided the world will wait on them to move their close to an open dryer for
example Jessica put her clothes in the washing machine and then went hiking the
washing machine only takes 25 minutes 25 fucking minutes and this girl decided it would
be a great idea to go hiking her clothes have been sitting here for two hours now
and sadly so have you might be thinking why don’t you just take her
clothes out and throw that shit on the floor i’ll tell you why I’m not a
fucking asshole Oh, hey Garrett you’ve gotta be kidding me of course this would happen as I was saying some people expect the
world to wait for them and won’t wait even for one minute for anyone or
anything else maybe they couldn’t wait with the research saying people’s
attention spans are getting shorter and shorter who knows maybe they had to get
back to their room quickly so they could play on the phone I wonder what the world would
be like if people physically couldn’t wait for anything maybe it wouldn’t make
me an asshole I took those clothes out of the dryer maybe it would just make me human