RWBY Chibi: Season 3, Episode 13 – Cousins of Chaos | Rooster Teeth


RWBY Chibi! Penny: Oh! Hello there fluffy friend! Ozpin: Penny no, don’t pet the Grimm! Penny: But why not? Ozpin: Not a pet, not a pat. None of those are for him. He’s a villain, a beast, he’s a cold-blooded Grimm. Penny: But he’s good for a laugh, He could tell me a joke. Ozpin: Not at all. No siree. He’s more likely to chirp. Penny: We can watch funny shows! I can cuddle him tight. Ozpin: He’ll keep changing the channel, and he’ll do so all night! Penny: He can meet all my friends, all the teachers and students! Ozpin: He would snap and he’d bite. It would hardly be prudent. Penny: He can learn to behave, I can teach him good manners. *Om nom nom* Ozpin: Sadly no my sweet girl. He’s as dumb as a hammer. He’s a monster, a savage, and you’re just far too kind. You must say your goodbyes, you must leave him behind. Penny: Get along little doggie, it is now plain to see. You and I are too different, it was not meant to be. Mike: What a hassle, a bother, what a pain in the neck. That girl drove me crazy, and now I’m a wreck. Marty: Well good riddance to her. She ain’t worth all the trouble. You got your old pal Marty to cheer you up on the double! Mike: Dude, please stop rhyming. Sun: Cousins of Chaos, dismount! Jaune: This is so cool! How long have you guys been a biker gang? Ren: About a week? Give or take a week. Jaune: Can I join your cool gang? Please? Sun: Only bad boys can join the cousins of chaos. You gotta prove you’re a rebel, like us! Cousins, sound off! Ren: I have a library book that is three weeks overdue, and I have no immediate plans of returning it. Neptune: Yeah, I went through the fifteen items or less check out. Guess what? Had twenty! Regret nothing. Sun: The last time I used the bathroom, I didn’t wash my hands afterwards. Jaune & Neptune: Ew! All right Jaune, impress us! Jaune: Sure, um, so many rebellious things I’ve done, hard to choose just one. Um, *clears throat* I may or may not be wearing underwear… Ren: Ooh, a mystery. Sun: Okay, welcome to the “Cousins of Chaos” Congratulations, put her there! Jaune: I’ll pass thanks Sun: Rebel move! Nice! All right Cousins of Chaos, let’s ride! Cousins unite! Neptune: Wait, don’t forget your skin cream! You know how that wind can dry out your face. Sun: Oh good point! Cousins of Chaos, moisturize! Thank you so much guys! I promise you won’t regret thi- *The bikes tip over* Sun: OUR CHOPPERS! Jaune: Oh, it’s okay! It’s just a scratch! I can fix it! *Ren’s bike explodes* Ren: Oh man, my library book was in there…