RoughCut: “Hotline—Nikita”

RoughCut: “Hotline—Nikita”


To the right Now we are at the beginning of our rush hour on the Nevsky avenue. Аааа The traffic at the this moment is pretty low. Hello! Hah Wow wow wow
Hah [Giving a F***] Not everyone here is driving well a little Hovewer, in general, everything is fun. Each street performer in Saint-Petersburg has own poor Homeless
[БОМЖ (BOMZH)] as we say here who dances with him during his performance. If you don’t have that person, you can’t be called “street performer”. Like this. I’m advise everyone to look around. Cause we are riding on the main street
of Saint Petersburg. We were gifted an architecture A lot of italian architects. And when you are walking on the city center, you usually don’t look down You are basically looking up. That is a regular restaraunt in Saint-Petersburg. On the right [left, actually], you can see the Military Historical Artillery Museum. A few races were started from here. Take a big fucking huge firecracker and put it in this cannon, And huyacheh up to 100%! It looks a very very impressive! Ha-ha. I love suka starts! You better to visit Russia to Saint-Petersburg. We have a great community and really fucking awesome starts. Maybe finishes aren’t good sometimes but starts are always fucking awesome. On the right we have Peter and Paul Fortress I don’t know what to say about it besides its huge golden spire. This is a pretty aggressive narrow bridge. There are a lot of tourist buses. Whop! Oh, fuck Terry is falling behind a little bit. It was a tight squiiiz This is Field of Mars, my friends. Field is a monument to victims of repression. If I remember it correctly. This is a very fine, popular place in summer. Everyone likes it. Now we are going to Sadovaya street. One of the main streets of Saint-Petersburg. There is heavy traffic on this street. The street ends by a huge strange market when you can buy chinese stuff. If you will be there, you have to visit “Chufalnya” You have a 50% chance that you’ll eat and will be happy and 50% that you’ll seat at the toilet all next day. Hovewer, it’s worth it. Whoa! Bitch! I hate this part of street. My first fall on tram rail on the fixid gear was right here. Fuck off! You too! Let’s move on. We’re crossing Nevsky avenue again. The bastards are moving on the red light. OK, on the right we have cops. Applause! And move on. This is Gostiny Dvor. The place where chinese tourists buy souvenirs, spending a lot of money. Guys, I’m saying “hello” to everyone from Russia, to everyone who ride with me. I love you. Kiss you tenderly. Hello my sweetheart. Thanks to everyone. See you at the races and on the streets. Lives by street. Roadbike for morons. Police aren’t satisfied. *sounds like a broken siren* Hello For those, who wants to visit Russia – get in! We will meet you with pleasure We will settle you, ride with you any time any day Just text to any guy from Russia who you will see on the Internet or text to me We will help you We will do everything to make you feel comfortable. See ya! They are not coming. I don’t know about you but I want to take some beer already. Fucking cocksucker! Here’s a beautiful church and university of cinema and TV in one building. Hello, everyone! I work here. Watch out, please. Thanks. Maybe we drink a little bit? That was good. Fuck yeah! I have some risky moments But I feel it’s good Terry: Very good! Go to restaurant where i work? Terry: Ok